Wednesday, June 3, 2009

You've gotta be kidding me!

Ok, so from the beginning of time, we have seen and heard some hilarious stuff. A lot of the experiences we've had, we just look and think, seriously???? Did that REALLY just happen? I thought this crap only happened in movies. I mean, come on, we all have these experiences, where you think, you've gotta be kidding me!!! For example...the ridiculous roommate who rushes into marriage. Example...lets call her Maria. Maria meets George. Maria and George start working out together, and a week later, instead of working out, they're making out in the front room. They start dating right before Christmas break. By mid-January, Maria comes home all twitterpated. You jokingly ask her, "so...are you in love???" "YES I AM!" She responds. Uh...seriously?? They then decide a week later they want to get married. In all the excitement of deciding to wed, they rush to K-Mart, buy a fake nasty looking ring, and start telling everyone they're engaged. Seriously??? You couldn't wait, so you ran to k-mart and bought a fake nasty ring??? The best part about it is, the next day, she tells you she's engaged, and proceeds to say to you, "I wanted to tell you before anyone else told you. And I know...this is going to be very hard on you. Last night when we decided to get married, I thought to myself...this is going to be so hard on her. I'm just one more person getting married before you." YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

3 comments:

  1. how kind of maria to think of your feelings.. oh right i am sure it was hard on you! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! i'd wait years before i accepted a k-fart ring!

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  2. HAHAHA Nice! And just think you will get the biggest diamond out of all of it because you're taking your time to finding someone and thats giving him more time to save up for your fancy ring from Tiffanys!

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  3. Ok so this website has nothing to do with this post but i thought you would find it funny. http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ We all know we've had them or have seen them taken :) Funny stuff.

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